Pick a room
Ground floorTHE FLOORFour cabinets, a pot nobody has won, and a toilet that owes you money.Go in →Level 3 · past the buffetTHE BAZAAREverything is for sale. Nothing has a price. Both of those are lies.Go in →
The same balance in both. Walking through a door has never cost anybody anything.
Also here
The judgement machine
Paste anything you have written and get a ZAEB SCORE out of 100, an honest critique and a rewrite. No coins involved. It is the only thing here that does any work.